1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:05,600 You have reached the city of Proskur. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:10,560 Uh, so, I've been here a few times. Good soil, too. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,640 So, to find the map we're looking for a man. Last name, Undertask. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,039 Well, I mean, most people know him by Thunderaxe. 6 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:18,879 Sully, do you see that? 7 00:00:18,879 --> 00:00:20,080 Oh, that guy with the rash? 8 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,400 Yeah, the blue man group over there juggling. 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,640 My name is Eska Nerveen. 10 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,039 I have had some such similar things happen to me in the past. 11 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:32,719 Perhaps we could talk about this over a snow cone or something. 12 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:36,320 I mean, I'm always up for that. Can Sully come, too? He loves snow cones. 13 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,240 You look back and Sully is gone. 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:42,879 Two individuals come up behind Sully and throw a bag over his head. 15 00:00:42,879 --> 00:00:46,079 Jesus fucking Bahamut, what the hell is going on here? 16 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:49,840 You do remember the good Leiden Menda, don't you? 17 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,759 The look on your face tells me you perhaps don't remember. 18 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:55,840 I've met a lot of people in my life. 19 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,720 You go to High Moon, you find this scroll. 20 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,480 The scroll is going to be at the Temple of Agma. 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,600 Well, you know what? I hate being under someone's toe like this. 22 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,800 Do this mail delivery, sure, and we won't kill Merve. 23 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,880 I mean, that was on our list of things to do. 24 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,680 We just didn't know where he was and now I guess we do? 25 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,520 This poor guy's just a fisher. 26 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,240 He's probably just like, the fuck is happening? 27 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,480 Two men start walking towards you. One draws a crossbow. 28 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,359 Hey, what the fuck? 29 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:48,640 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast 30 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,800 and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More. 31 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:56,480 I am with you today and all days and I play Sullivan's Light. 32 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,479 And Carla Maxted. 33 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:05,920 I am with you one evening a week and this is that evening and I play Glim. 34 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,319 And finally, Tom Laird. 35 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:13,840 I'm also with you one evening a week except for this week and last week where this week 36 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,719 it's already two evenings a week for me and Russ and last week I think we were up to four? 37 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:20,079 Four evenings last week. 38 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:22,319 We really do love each other. 39 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,120 We got three this week too, at least most of us. 40 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,719 We spend a lot of time together. 41 00:02:28,719 --> 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00:03:54,560 Or maybe. 68 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,120 I don't know. 69 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,080 They're in trench coats. 70 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,520 They could have been pulling out anything. 71 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,240 Could have been. 72 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,640 I said overcoats, not trench coats. 73 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,920 We're losing the steam here. 74 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:07,120 Sully and Glim towards you are coming two male figures. 75 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,800 One is pulling out a crossbow. 76 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,960 The other has a hand on his blade. 77 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:15,840 And in his other hand, the closer he gets, you see he has a pamphlet in his hand. 78 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,040 It says, excuse me. 79 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:19,439 Yes? 80 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,199 Is this yours? 81 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:22,079 Did you? 82 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:22,639 It is. 83 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,360 Did you want to learn a little bit more about Bahamut? 84 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:27,600 No. 85 00:04:28,879 --> 00:04:29,199 Oh. 86 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:31,680 Oh. 87 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,000 Well. 88 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:39,199 You need to take this and he shoves it towards you and not spread it around here. 89 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,639 Well that seems really close-minded of you guys. 90 00:04:42,639 --> 00:04:46,560 He maintains eye contact with Glim. 91 00:04:47,599 --> 00:04:48,079 You don't? 92 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:49,519 Oh. 93 00:04:49,519 --> 00:04:49,759 Well. 94 00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:53,120 I just was telling Leopold. 95 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:53,759 We just met. 96 00:04:53,759 --> 00:04:56,879 I was buying some supplies and I was telling him about- 97 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,079 We talked to Leopold. 98 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:00,079 We got your story. 99 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:02,000 All 48 minutes of it. 100 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:09,439 We don't need those thoughts around this town that is quite happy the way it is. 101 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:13,199 Yeah, you guys seem super happy. 102 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:17,120 Couldn't everyone just be a little bit happier though? 103 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,160 Don't you feel like in your heart you could be like, I could be happier. 104 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:22,319 I could have more fulfillment. 105 00:05:22,319 --> 00:05:24,800 I'm the happiest motherfucker around here. 106 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,680 Oh, I'm sorry. 107 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,360 It's just that your countenance is so... 108 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:32,639 My job doesn't allow me to put up a front of happiness. 109 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:34,480 We are happy here. 110 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh. 111 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,319 Oh. 112 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:37,120 Okay. 113 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,240 Take your pamphlets. 114 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:41,040 And be on your way. 115 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:48,000 Well, the good news is we're just passing through. 116 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,920 We are on a mission to save the world. 117 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,600 So we're not going to be here very long. 118 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:57,040 We're just looking for a map from a guy. 119 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:02,159 And then we are out of here to leave you to all your happiness. 120 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:08,800 From off to the side of you, as you say, looking for a map from a guy. 121 00:06:09,439 --> 00:06:13,439 There's an older dwarf that cuts between you and says, 122 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,000 what seems to be the problem here, Victor? 123 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:26,879 He says, well, these fine folks here were just leaving, they said, after they find some map. 124 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:34,480 So they don't spread any ideas around here that might cause some issues. 125 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:34,959 Yeah. 126 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:35,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 127 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:37,360 Don't worry. 128 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,319 I'll take care of them. 129 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:39,360 I'll get them on their way. 130 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,560 Don't worry. 131 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:45,199 Just go back to circle jerking around the get going. 132 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:46,959 I'll take care of them. 133 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,959 Turns and looks at you and says, just come with me. 134 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,279 And he starts walking off. 135 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,240 Excuse me, sir. 136 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,000 Did you just say circle jerking? 137 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,879 Moot, you're seated at a tavern with Esca 138 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:13,279 and you've been talking about different sporadic occurrences, 139 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:21,199 not things that you have been trying to do and trying to find some correlation to them. 140 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:25,199 Esca is in midst describing one of these events. 141 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:31,199 They've already described to you the tidal wave that came on. 142 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:38,879 And as you found out, in fact, killed a lot of their family. 143 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:43,759 They were driven out by the rest out of fear, mostly, 144 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:50,800 but also an underlying hatred of them and this ability that has come upon them. 145 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,240 And they're describing another event where 146 00:07:54,879 --> 00:08:00,240 like a crack in the earth opened up as they were trying to do one of their tricks. 147 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:05,199 And since everyone around them fleeing, some people got hurt. 148 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:06,560 No one, fortunately, died. 149 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:12,879 But Esca describes that moment of like there was this well-up of 150 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,519 it felt like something inside was trying to break free. 151 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,360 I could feel it. 152 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,040 My hair started to freeze. 153 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,360 My feet started to burn. 154 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,680 The elements inside of me, I just couldn't control them anymore. 155 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:38,720 And it released into this earthquake in front of me. 156 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,800 I mean, that sounds terrifying. 157 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,800 So you didn't feel this until after you used the magic. 158 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:52,479 Like kind of you didn't feel it before or anything like that. 159 00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:56,959 It was it was only after everything seems to be tied to when I 160 00:08:57,919 --> 00:09:02,000 perform or when I do tricks or when I cast these. 161 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:07,599 And I guess you could call them spells when I do these events. 162 00:09:08,479 --> 00:09:12,559 Everything is tied to when one of those occurs. 163 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:18,159 Yeah, mine have been mine have been after I've used magic as well. 164 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:21,279 So I think that's the the correlation there. 165 00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:24,719 But I just I just I wish there was a way to know if 166 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:31,679 there was a safe time for you to do your tricks or me to use magic. 167 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:35,679 Like if there was a feeling we had inside that we thought like, 168 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:40,559 oh, I can I can feel it kind of like a tingling behind the ears or whatever it is. 169 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:43,679 Like I know it's coming, but you don't you don't feel any. 170 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:46,879 I mean, I haven't felt anything like that till after I've used the magic. 171 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,240 And then that's when the things happen. 172 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:55,039 Sometimes like after an and a strange event doesn't occur for a while. 173 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,759 Like I can feel this buildup inside of me. 174 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:02,639 Like it almost comes out as some like like an anger. 175 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:05,120 Like it changes my mood. 176 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,799 It changes who who I am and what I feel. 177 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,840 OK, I can that it's more predominant when 178 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,639 when it hasn't happened in a while. 179 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:22,800 And that's when I know like it's it could be like a bad one. 180 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:29,120 So almost like there's some sort of reservoir inside you 181 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,160 that's filling up and then it reaches a breaking point. 182 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,160 He starts to nod across from me. 183 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:40,240 He says, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that kind of hits the nail on the head. 184 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:48,399 Have you have you noticed that there's like a similar amount of time 185 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,799 that goes by in between these things happening? 186 00:10:50,799 --> 00:10:54,720 Or is it just sometimes you go for a long time and then it happens 187 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,240 and sometimes it happens real quick? 188 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,840 Or is there any sort of thing like that that you've noticed? 189 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,440 There's there's no doesn't seem to be any pattern to it. 190 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,840 It's not like once this time it happens, 191 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,360 that means it's going to happen next time. 192 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,720 Sometimes it happens a couple in a row. 193 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,759 Sometimes it doesn't happen for like weeks or months on end. 194 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600 So no rhyme or reason, really. 195 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,680 Not that I've found. 196 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,519 Smoot writes that down in his notebook. 197 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,080 Well, I mean, I take a lot of notes, as you can see. 198 00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:28,480 I think it's almost full. 199 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,440 You know, yes, I need so many books. 200 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,720 I think I'm going to start trying to track when this happens for me. 201 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,200 And see if I can determine any sort of pattern. 202 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,639 Maybe you should do the same 203 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,720 and then we can compare notes in the future next time I'm in town. 204 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,680 When when's the next time you're going to be in town? 205 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,279 Well, I mean, we've been running all over the place. 206 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:53,120 So I think probably sooner than later. 207 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:57,120 OK, yeah, I can I can try and keep track. 208 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,720 It's not something I really want to happen, 209 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,800 but I will do my best to. 210 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,639 Oh, no, I don't want it to happen either. 211 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,120 But knowing when it might happen 212 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:10,720 could give us a leg up on maybe controlling or avoiding bad situations. 213 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:19,840 He leans back in his in his seats and reaches into his bag and pulls out a flute. 214 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:27,759 Starts to play it not well, but just blows on it and starts to play it. 215 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,639 Puts it down. 216 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:34,480 OK, OK, I'll I'll do my best to. 217 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,440 Make a note going to have to get a notebook. 218 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,960 I don't keep track of many things. 219 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:44,159 But yeah, let's do it next time you're here. 220 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:48,960 If I'm here, we can make notes. 221 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:50,399 Perfect. 222 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,879 That sounds at least as something. 223 00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:55,519 And if it ends up being nothing, then, you know, 224 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:57,519 I guess it was an exercise in futility. 225 00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:01,039 But hey, it might lead us to kind of cracking the code on this. 226 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:05,439 We're like detectives of the unknown. 227 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,519 Oh, I like that. 228 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:08,079 Yeah. 229 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,000 Oh, should I start a detective agency? 230 00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:12,879 This could be something. 231 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:22,159 We can call us the note takers, the note buddies, the detective note cases. 232 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,480 We'll workshop the name. 233 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,000 We'll workshop the name. 234 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,199 OK, perfect. 235 00:13:27,199 --> 00:13:27,599 Perfect. 236 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,120 Looking forward to that, too. 237 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,719 I'll write down some ideas for that as well. 238 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:35,199 Well, I don't want to keep you. 239 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,799 You told your friends you'd be back there. 240 00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:43,279 Walk with you back to town square there. 241 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:44,319 Certainly. 242 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,679 You get up and he settles the bill for you. 243 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,079 And you walk back out into the street. 244 00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:58,159 We cut back to Glim and Sully who are following behind an older dwarf, 245 00:13:58,159 --> 00:14:04,639 gray, long gray beard, bald head, kind of torn and tattered work clothes 246 00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,360 that he's wearing. 247 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:06,559 And he's just. 248 00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:09,679 Yeah, sure. 249 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,480 Yeah, like a tunic and like brown trousers. 250 00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:15,199 Yeah, just that. 251 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:17,039 Yeah, not very well cleaned. 252 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:22,319 And he says, so what is it you need? 253 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,120 You need a map. 254 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,399 Hey, thanks for diffusing the situation over there 255 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,399 and for explaining what a sucker jerk is. 256 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,000 Well, a lot of the law enforcement in town 257 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,159 really just like to hear the sound of their own voice 258 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,120 because there's no real law enforcement here. 259 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,399 It's just everybody just steals from each other. 260 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,319 Yeah, it seems weird in a town where you can just steal. 261 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,519 You can't talk about the good news about bomb 262 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,759 and it seems like a weird priority. 263 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:54,319 But I guess, you know, everybody has their own culture. 264 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,879 So that's I shouldn't be judgmental about that. 265 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,200 The primary religion here is one of thieves and trickers 266 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,120 and liars and sinners, so to speak. 267 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,320 If you look at it from Bahamut's point of view, 268 00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:11,440 they don't want that so much. 269 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,960 The other one less known, but still predominant 270 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:22,800 is Tempus, god of war, primarily concerned with 271 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:25,840 destruction. 272 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:32,000 Right, not really compatible religions, I guess, with mine. 273 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,200 I understand, I understand. 274 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,840 Their concern being that if someone gets the idea 275 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,840 that there's a true good or right 276 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,560 that maybe the whole system falls apart. 277 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,440 Yeah, I guess I can see that from their point of view. 278 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:54,400 I wonder if this might seem like a crazy question, 279 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,360 but you're not Thunder Axe, are you? 280 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,720 Looks to you and you've stopped walking by this point. 281 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,920 You're out front of another looks like a shop 282 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:14,800 or home on top and he looks up to the sign 283 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,040 that is in front there and kind of points to it. 284 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:24,960 You see Thunder Axe on it says, yeah, yeah, that's me. 285 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,640 Well, that is amazing because you are exactly 286 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,600 who we're looking for. 287 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,600 Nobody says that in a long time. 288 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,520 Well, I'm on a mission. 289 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,000 We have a destiny to save the world and I need to. 290 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,200 Anyway, we need a map. 291 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,320 Apparently, maybe you have a map that. 292 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,800 Of the world of the map of the world. 293 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,640 Oh, OK, specifically more specifically. 294 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,840 I have many maps, but yes, I am one of the few 295 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,680 who possess a map of, you know, 296 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,640 the full world to a reasonable extent. 297 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:07,279 Yes, so is that what you sell here or? 298 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:10,799 Come in. 299 00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:11,440 Sure, thanks. 300 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,880 I'm sorry. 301 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,680 Do you want it? 302 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,559 Moot should be coming back. 303 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:17,039 I don't know. 304 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:18,880 I'm not going to lie to you, man. 305 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,680 I don't want to be alone. 306 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,640 Yeah, no, you're right. 307 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,279 You're right. 308 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:22,720 You just yeah, come with me. 309 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,039 Last time I was alone, I was put into a sack. 310 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:27,039 My friend just got kidnapped and then escaped. 311 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,960 It's been a very busy morning so far. 312 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,320 It's a it's a rough town. 313 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,279 I'm not going to lie. 314 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:34,720 It doesn't jump out to me as an unusual occurrence 315 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,920 that your friend has gone through. 316 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,240 Right. 317 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,600 To be very fair, though, I thought it would have happened anywhere. 318 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:43,039 Yeah, Sully's a bit of a magnet for. 319 00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:44,559 I was going to say scamp. 320 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:47,199 Oh, oh yeah, I was going to say magnet for trouble, 321 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,879 but scamp is really encapsulates your whole thing very well. 322 00:17:52,159 --> 00:17:54,480 So come in, stay outside, do what you like. 323 00:17:55,439 --> 00:17:58,000 I'd rather talk about your map, your adventure, 324 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,319 your saving the world inside. 325 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,399 Yes, yes, we'll come inside, of course. 326 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,079 You head in and it's a it's a modest 327 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,279 workshop. 328 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,480 Looks like he does a little bit. 329 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,000 There's a small forge in the back, a woodworking area. 330 00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:23,599 He's got some some weapons and armor and shields up on the wall. 331 00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:29,359 You see, Glim, you see one sword that catches your eye above everything else. 332 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:34,559 It looks like it almost stands out of place in the in the room. 333 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:39,599 It is a almost radiant long sword. 334 00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:42,559 It's the closer you look at it. 335 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:46,000 If you do, you see intricate like carving work 336 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,720 like along the blade. 337 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:54,000 The Hilton pommel are just divine compared to everything else around it. 338 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:58,240 This sword is. 339 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,679 Wow, this is really something. 340 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:07,200 Was this I assumed you fought with an axe, thunder axe, I assumed. 341 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,960 Is this your sword? 342 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. 343 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,519 That's that's able. 344 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,960 Is he able to split someone in half? 345 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,720 Yeah, it's family weapons been searching for. 346 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,200 There's a pair of them and searching for them for a while. 347 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,680 Found the one for is able to find the other took ill here 348 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,440 and just never found the strength to kind of keep going. 349 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:45,519 But yeah, so you have a destiny to save the world. 350 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah, destiny to save the world. 351 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,200 We need to get to to man Thor and I need to declare my loyalty. 352 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,559 And it's, you know, I mean, that's we're just working our way there. 353 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:55,759 It's a long ways away. 354 00:19:55,759 --> 00:20:02,559 We got a new, more urgent sort of pressing mission because of the kidnapping. 355 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:08,799 So I guess we need to know how to get to to high moon. 356 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,279 And then also, if you have a map that's going to show us the way 357 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,720 to to man Thor, that'd be great. 358 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:24,079 He walks over to a large drawer in a big wooden wardrobe and pulls it out. 359 00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:29,839 And you see scrolls all rolled up inside of it and kind of flicks through and say, 360 00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:30,879 no, not this one. 361 00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:34,079 Pulls one out, looks at it. 362 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:37,199 It's a large map and pulls it. 363 00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:38,720 I was like, yeah, there we go. 364 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,679 Lays it on the table and unrolls it. 365 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:49,759 He says, this is as I've seen it, the entire world of toriel. 366 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,480 What's a lot bigger when you look at it all on a big piece of paper. 367 00:20:55,599 --> 00:21:01,279 And he points to a spot on the map and says, well, where, where did you say you came from? 368 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,160 Oh, well, we didn't. 369 00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:07,519 We all met in never winter. 370 00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:12,960 My friend points to the map and says, you're never winter's up here. 371 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:14,640 Right. 372 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:16,720 And you said time, man, Thor. 373 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,220 Yeah. 374 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,819 Well, that's way down here. 375 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,120 Right. 376 00:21:24,579 --> 00:21:25,779 Down near unther here. 377 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:28,180 Okay. 378 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,380 So, I mean, we've got a, a ways to go. 379 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,940 And what about high moon? 380 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,620 Pretty, pretty close to where we are now. 381 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:35,860 Right. 382 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:39,620 We could probably, uh, reasonably close. 383 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,500 I mean, you could probably make it in a couple of 10 day. 384 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,380 Oh, I'm sorry. 385 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:43,940 Excuse me. 386 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,299 We're sorry. 387 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:45,940 Hold on. 388 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:49,140 Wait, how many of the tents did you say? 389 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,059 Uh, well, it's a fair distance out there. 390 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,100 He points. 391 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:59,140 We're here in Prosker right here, right next to the bridge of fallen men. 392 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,940 Uh, hi moon. 393 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,620 Well, the Dale lands are over here. 394 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,380 Jesus Christ. 395 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:10,660 That's like, and Sully puts his fingers out when he's like, 396 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,500 that's like a whole hand away. 397 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:13,700 Yeah. 398 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,700 I mean, you got to cut through the mountains there. 399 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,740 It's going to take you a while. 400 00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:18,660 Couple mountain ranges to pass over. 401 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:19,860 Shit. 402 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,180 And you could try and how's that? 403 00:22:25,299 --> 00:22:26,340 Will that be faster? 404 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,980 Um, well, if you were to get a, if you were to be able to charter, 405 00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:36,340 Sarah Loon is, uh, on the coast here. 406 00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:38,259 Uh, and where's high moon? 407 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:40,819 High moon is up in, uh, up in the Dale land. 408 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,340 Good Lord. 409 00:22:42,339 --> 00:22:46,419 How would they expect me to get to, to get to high moon and then to Sarah Loon 410 00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:48,740 all within 10 days? 411 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,419 Oh my God, most gonna die. 412 00:22:51,459 --> 00:22:53,059 I'm sorry to hear that for. 413 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:54,740 Yeah, it's real shitty. 414 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,859 I just, um, do we even bother going? 415 00:22:57,859 --> 00:23:00,659 I mean, well, I mean, he's your very best friend. 416 00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:02,259 I think we probably should try. 417 00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:02,500 Right. 418 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:02,980 And Ms. 419 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:03,699 Ma'am, meow, meow. 420 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:06,899 I mean, there's a lot of things kind of counting on us 421 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:12,420 getting to, to high moon and then to Sir Loon in the next 10 days. 422 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,300 Oh my God. 423 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:18,660 Is there like, okay, is there any way that we can travel faster? 424 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,100 Faster than like a horse or a ship? 425 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:24,740 Yeah. 426 00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:29,380 Uh, I mean, I usually just traveled by, by cart or by foot. 427 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:32,980 Not no. 428 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,380 Is that why you're it's called cartography? 429 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:36,840 Sure. 430 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:41,700 No, I don't, I, I don't think that's right. 431 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,300 It doesn't sound right. 432 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,820 Actually, it was right folks. 433 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:48,900 Little did he know cartography is the making of maps. 434 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,900 Yeah, that's exactly it. 435 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,740 Well, I know that's the making of maps. 436 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:55,300 I don't know what I didn't think it's because there's a cart. 437 00:23:58,180 --> 00:23:59,460 Why else would it be called that? 438 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:04,900 Russ getting back to the story sort of like a stopped clock is right twice a day. 439 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:09,780 I think that's what we've hit upon with Sully and this assertation about cartography. 440 00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:15,060 You do not have to look up cartography, hon. 441 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:15,700 It's fine. 442 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:20,259 The showing the work part wasn't correct, but he arrived at the right answer. 443 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,980 He arrived at the right answer, which is impressive in its own way. 444 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:29,780 Is there any way to travel faster than a horse and a cot and a, and a ship? 445 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:34,420 And is the like, are there horses with wings? 446 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,860 I mean, have you do they sell? 447 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:41,460 I mean, I know you can get your hands on a lot of kind of like down low stuff. 448 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:45,540 I'm starting to feel like this town's changed a lot since the last time I've been here. 449 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,259 But when was the last time you was here? 450 00:24:48,259 --> 00:24:53,380 Oh, like, you know, his agent, like your shop was in here, that's for sure. 451 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,380 I've been here for a while. 452 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:58,500 Yeah. So it's been a long time. 453 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,700 OK, so say you had only 10 days. 454 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:08,820 To get to High Moon and then to Sirloin and lives depended on it. 455 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:13,060 You know, this immediate area much better than we do. 456 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,420 What would you suggest? 457 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,860 Uh, well, I mean, you could try and arrange for some sort of 458 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,300 teleportation magics. 459 00:25:24,259 --> 00:25:26,259 I don't even like to get involved with that shit. 460 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,780 Gosh, that's how I lost move in the first place. 461 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:34,019 Yeah, seems very risky and also expensive. 462 00:25:34,019 --> 00:25:37,220 I mean, to make it through the mountain rages alone is going to be like, 463 00:25:37,779 --> 00:25:40,579 I don't know, most of a 10 day if you're walking. 464 00:25:41,859 --> 00:25:42,819 And if we're horsing? 465 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:48,339 Well, if you're horsing, it's going to take about half that. 466 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:51,700 If you if you make good trails and you got a strong horse. 467 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:57,539 OK, so we need three strong horses and good trails to not take a five days. 468 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:03,059 Glam, I just I don't know when I just. 469 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,099 I usually have a plan and I just. 470 00:26:09,619 --> 00:26:09,859 Yeah. 471 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,339 Well, we don't need to talk this out in front of you. 472 00:26:18,339 --> 00:26:19,379 Thank you so much. 473 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:24,980 We can we we'd love to buy the maps are going to be a big help. 474 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,980 Of course, of course. 475 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,940 And we'll keep an eye out for that sword. 476 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,019 Does the other one match this one? 477 00:26:32,819 --> 00:26:36,099 Um, yeah, yeah, it does. 478 00:26:36,099 --> 00:26:39,700 I mean, we will be traveling all over so much of the whole known world. 479 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:43,779 So who knows what we'll find kind of stopping things. 480 00:26:43,779 --> 00:26:46,259 Yeah, it's very, very similar in design. 481 00:26:48,019 --> 00:26:55,299 And of or about it rolls up the map and just hands it to you and says, 482 00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:58,019 no, no charge. 483 00:26:58,019 --> 00:27:00,259 Oh, well, thank you. 484 00:27:00,259 --> 00:27:04,819 And thanks again for helping us with those those guards out there. 485 00:27:04,819 --> 00:27:10,819 We will guess we gotta we gotta find mood and then we should just really get going. 486 00:27:10,819 --> 00:27:12,019 We don't have a lot of time. 487 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,500 No, yeah, I guess not. 488 00:27:16,099 --> 00:27:19,140 Well, I wish you the best on your journey. 489 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,220 And I hope this map does you well. 490 00:27:25,619 --> 00:27:26,980 Going to want to move fast. 491 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,180 Yeah, thanks for all your help. 492 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:33,220 So we exit onto the street. 493 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,980 Sully screams, I need a horse. 494 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:40,100 People just kind of look at you and one guy comes up. 495 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:40,820 It says, you need a horse. 496 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:41,460 I got a horse. 497 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,820 I just got to look right here. 498 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:44,019 And then he opens his dress. 499 00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:48,660 I got watches with horses on them. 500 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,580 No, I need an actual physical horse. 501 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,980 You're wasting valuable valuable time. 502 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:53,940 So I could die. 503 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,180 Geez, geez, look here. 504 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,940 Just men trying to make a business. 505 00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,460 Look, come on, get out of here. 506 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,420 Get out of my face. 507 00:28:01,299 --> 00:28:03,539 I don't want to buy a horse watch. 508 00:28:03,539 --> 00:28:05,140 You get your face out of my face. 509 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:05,779 Walks off. 510 00:28:05,779 --> 00:28:07,380 Son of a Jesus Christ. 511 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,620 You go circle jerk yourself. 512 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,900 Did I do it right? 513 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,220 I think circle jerk. 514 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,259 That must be Sully. 515 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,819 Just screaming circle jerk in the middle of town square. 516 00:28:18,819 --> 00:28:21,620 Guys, you got what are those maps? 517 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:23,220 Moose, so much has happened. 518 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:23,779 Yes. 519 00:28:23,779 --> 00:28:24,500 Yes. 520 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,140 We need to get to High Moon and then Sarah Loon. 521 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,980 Otherwise, Merv is going to die. 522 00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:30,500 Whoa. 523 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,740 Oh, that's what I mean. 524 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:36,259 Sully got kidnapped and we we found the maps. 525 00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:38,980 We I got in trouble for putting out pamphlets. 526 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:40,660 It's been a very I hope. 527 00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:44,180 As guy, I hope you guys had a nice visit too. 528 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,579 Just I don't mean to be rude, but a lot has happened. 529 00:28:46,579 --> 00:28:54,100 We sort of are on a bit of a time crunch to get to our next destination or Merv might die. 530 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,220 And also miss me and meows can come after me. 531 00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:58,340 Yeah, more. 532 00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:01,300 Oh, well, yeah, I don't want to deal with her again. 533 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,620 She's awful, awful, awful person. 534 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,780 OK, I guess, Asuka. 535 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:07,140 Yeah. 536 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:08,900 So do do your best to track it. 537 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:09,300 Of course. 538 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:09,540 Yeah. 539 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,340 Well, we'll figure it out if we if we can. 540 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:16,020 If not, yeah, at least we tried. 541 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,260 Yeah, of course. 542 00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:18,900 I'll keep track. 543 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:19,300 Hold on. 544 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,540 You don't have any fast horses, do you? 545 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,860 Ways to get places real fast. 546 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,260 Specifically. 547 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:30,980 No, I don't have, you know, like, where do you like? 548 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:33,539 How quick do you need 10 days? 549 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:34,019 High moon. 550 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:35,619 Are you OK? 551 00:29:35,619 --> 00:29:36,819 I mean, and Sirloin. 552 00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:39,859 We got we just got to get there and then do a bunch of stuff. 553 00:29:39,859 --> 00:29:42,099 So just get a scroll. 554 00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:45,940 You can make it from high moon to Sirloin in a few days. 555 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,900 But I mean, getting to high moon, that's kind of tough. 556 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:54,500 I mean, there's a shop down by the town square there that I mean, they sell some. 557 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,140 I mean, they sell some. 558 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:04,099 Some, you know, black market magic stuff like maybe could help some guys. 559 00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:05,859 I think I owe it to Merv. 560 00:30:05,859 --> 00:30:07,779 I don't expect you to come with me. 561 00:30:09,299 --> 00:30:10,180 Oh, we're a team. 562 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,059 We've got to save. 563 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,980 I mean, I'm with you, I think. 564 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:14,819 Right, Moon? 565 00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:18,019 Yeah, I mean, this is the first time hearing of all of this. 566 00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:19,299 It sounds very exciting. 567 00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:21,460 But wherever you guys go, you know, I'm there with you. 568 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:22,340 We have a destiny. 569 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:25,140 So I think this is just another stop along the way. 570 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,299 It's the middle time, baby. 571 00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:40,579 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 572 00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:42,420 How's it going, everybody? 573 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,180 Thanks for listening on this fine week. 574 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:47,380 Hopefully you're well and safe and doing doing fine. 575 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,980 Just living your best lives, or at least. 576 00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,819 Okay versions of your lives. 577 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,860 Yeah, something that resembles maybe what it used to be like. 578 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,539 Or nothing at all, but you're finding the joy in that too. 579 00:31:00,579 --> 00:31:03,940 Hopefully if we're here with you, that means there's some normalcy in your life 580 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:05,460 because we're here. 581 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:08,500 We got you every week, every Wednesday. 582 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:09,460 We're here for you. 583 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:16,900 We want to thank some patrons this week who have gifted us some names to use. 584 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:20,099 They've gifted us items as well, but names specifically to use 585 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,940 in this latest episode here. 586 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:26,340 We're going to list some character names and who gave them to us. 587 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:31,460 So Bollnil Thunderax Undertask is from Nathan Hacking. 588 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,180 Thank you, Nathan. 589 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,060 Such a fun name. 590 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,100 And so hard to say. 591 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,340 Impossible, basically. 592 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:42,260 Eska Nerveen, or Eska Nerveen. 593 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:45,780 I think we said Nerveen in the episode, but if it's Nerveen, I'm very sorry. 594 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,820 That's ALex Garrity. 595 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,620 Thank you, ALex. 596 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,740 Thank you, thank you. 597 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,259 That was a fun character. 598 00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:55,299 Merv, who is not a new character, but a recurring character, is from Christian Brown. 599 00:31:55,299 --> 00:31:56,740 Christian, so sorry I lost him. 600 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,500 He was with us for such a short period of time. 601 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,059 So short. 602 00:32:01,059 --> 00:32:05,299 Flintthea and New Laura lost him as well as Sully lost him. 603 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:06,900 So really we've lost him twice. 604 00:32:08,019 --> 00:32:08,420 Perfect. 605 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,019 Just keep mis- mis-placing Merv. 606 00:32:11,299 --> 00:32:16,420 And Leydon Menda, who made a comeback again, is from Jacob Madden. 607 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:17,380 So thank you, Jacob. 608 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,660 Thank you, Jacob. 609 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:24,100 If you would like to put your name, or some other name, into the show and have it live 610 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:28,259 on forever in podcast fandom, in podcast infamy. 611 00:32:28,259 --> 00:32:32,420 If you want that to happen, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, if you join us 612 00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:40,019 at the in world tier, which is $15 a month, you can give us a character name 613 00:32:40,019 --> 00:32:42,660 and an item to gift to a specific character. 614 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:46,980 And we will do our best to work those in in a timely-ish fashion, 615 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:51,059 but make it work with the show and with everything going on. 616 00:32:51,059 --> 00:32:54,819 We've got lots more cool names coming up in the next little while, 617 00:32:54,819 --> 00:32:56,660 and hopefully we'll see yours. 618 00:32:56,660 --> 00:33:00,019 So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, we hope to see you over there. 619 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:02,980 And now, let us get back to the episode. 620 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,259 We'll talk to y'all next week. 621 00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:05,620 Thank you for being here. 622 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,339 Be safe. 623 00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:06,819 Have fun. 624 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:08,019 Wash your hands. 625 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:08,740 Thanks, guys. 626 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:11,460 Love you, bye. 627 00:33:11,539 --> 00:33:16,740 Sully has never felt such, like, brotherhood and camaraderie before. 628 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:21,700 And it's like, like wipes away, like a little, like, OK, well, that's real, 629 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,180 that's real nice of you guys. 630 00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:26,340 It's like real dangerous and stuff. 631 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,779 And this isn't your shit. 632 00:33:27,779 --> 00:33:30,819 So so I thank you. 633 00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:32,340 Let's let's go do some black. 634 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:33,620 Let's go do some black magic. 635 00:33:35,059 --> 00:33:36,900 No, black, black market magic. 636 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,940 Black, black magic. 637 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:40,660 OK, let's go. 638 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,779 OK, OK, magic markers. 639 00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:48,740 OK, your friend is very stressed. 640 00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:49,380 I understand. 641 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:53,059 OK, he says, just follow me. 642 00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:55,539 And he takes you back to the town square there. 643 00:33:55,539 --> 00:34:02,500 And the shop that Glim, you were speaking to the woman in, 644 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,620 he leads you to there. 645 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,019 But it looks like it's been closed up. 646 00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:08,820 Oh, no. 647 00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:10,659 Oh, do you think they're open? 648 00:34:10,739 --> 00:34:13,859 Can we knock frantically? 649 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,659 I mean, it's a knock of a desperate man. 650 00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:17,379 She lives upstairs. 651 00:34:17,379 --> 00:34:18,099 She don't usually. 652 00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:19,699 OK, you're knocking. 653 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,139 Excuse me, shopkeeper. 654 00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:24,739 Her name is her name is Charmy. 655 00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:25,239 Charmy. 656 00:34:28,019 --> 00:34:29,779 If she comes down, maybe just slow down. 657 00:34:29,779 --> 00:34:36,339 Maybe you hear kind of the thing rattling and she the sliders open 658 00:34:36,339 --> 00:34:39,379 and she looks out and says, what is the problem? 659 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:40,500 Eska, why? 660 00:34:43,059 --> 00:34:43,559 Why? 661 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,619 She really was down for a nap or something, hey? 662 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,619 No, that's how I say it when I'm woken up from a nap. 663 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,380 What what is the problem? 664 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:59,300 Hi, I'm back and I'm sorry to be so rude. 665 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,700 It's just my friend that I was looking for. 666 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:02,660 I'm so sorry. 667 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,539 He was kidnapped. 668 00:35:03,539 --> 00:35:05,059 You really were right about that. 669 00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:06,980 And then something about the pamphlets. 670 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,980 And I mean, that doesn't matter. 671 00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:12,820 Sorry, I wasn't trying to sell you out there. 672 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,420 I just don't like to get mixed up. 673 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,460 They asked where I was. 674 00:35:16,019 --> 00:35:17,619 You told them it's no problem. 675 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,460 What's the shortest way to say this? 676 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,140 We need to get to High Moon real fast. 677 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:28,740 Otherwise, someone could die. 678 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:31,619 Oh, that sounds like a very big problem. 679 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:37,700 Do you sell anything that might be a solution to a very big problem? 680 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:41,139 Well, I don't have any horses here, if that's what you're asking. 681 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,179 What thing can maybe a little faster solution? 682 00:35:44,179 --> 00:35:49,779 You see Charmé look to Eska and Eska kind of like nods. 683 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:51,779 She's okay. 684 00:35:51,779 --> 00:35:54,339 Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, just come in. 685 00:35:55,299 --> 00:35:56,099 We come in. 686 00:35:57,059 --> 00:36:01,619 You enter into her shop and she closes and locks the sliders behind you 687 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,139 and says just go back through through the curtain there. 688 00:36:06,099 --> 00:36:10,259 And you enter into this incense-filled room. 689 00:36:11,779 --> 00:36:14,099 A candle lit all around the edge. 690 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:18,980 There's different vials and components all along the walls 691 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:22,019 and says you need to get to High Moon quickly. 692 00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:26,099 It's not cheap to get such places. 693 00:36:27,859 --> 00:36:32,019 I'm just going to say that out front because I got to run a business here. 694 00:36:32,019 --> 00:36:33,139 Well, yeah, no, I understand. 695 00:36:33,139 --> 00:36:33,779 That's fair. 696 00:36:33,779 --> 00:36:34,339 That's fair. 697 00:36:35,699 --> 00:36:40,420 We do have some money and we have a donkey and a cart, 698 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:43,299 which I assume we don't get to transport with us 699 00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:45,779 by whatever means we might be going. 700 00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:49,219 Rolf is like a real, real solid donkey. 701 00:36:51,059 --> 00:36:52,980 So, sorry, you want to bring the donkey? 702 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:55,699 No, I just mean if we need to sell him. 703 00:36:55,699 --> 00:36:57,619 He's a solid donkey. 704 00:36:57,619 --> 00:37:00,420 Right. Well, okay. 705 00:37:00,579 --> 00:37:09,139 So, because this spell, I mean, it normally goes for a thousand gold. 706 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:16,099 I don't know if your donkey is a thousand gold donkey. 707 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:20,420 No, I was sort of more suggesting perhaps you could take the donkey 708 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:25,700 and the cart and all of the supplies and all of the donkey supplies 709 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:28,340 that we just bought as partial payment. 710 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,059 And then also some of the gold we have in our pocket. 711 00:37:33,059 --> 00:37:33,860 Yes. 712 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:41,220 I also have, well, so I have a thousand ball bearings. 713 00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,860 I have this bell here and a candle. 714 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,220 I got this crowbar and a hammer. 715 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:48,659 I just start emptying my pockets. 716 00:37:49,539 --> 00:37:52,340 Don't you have an expensive magical staff as well? 717 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,659 No, Jesus Christ. 718 00:37:54,659 --> 00:37:55,380 How much? 719 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:57,860 No, that was a question for you. 720 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,380 I didn't know. 721 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:00,740 I was like, you outing me? 722 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:01,619 I do. 723 00:38:01,619 --> 00:38:05,940 But I, Sully, I think kind of feels like that's a Hail Mary for him. 724 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,220 So if he's got. 725 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:08,740 Sure. 726 00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:12,019 If he's got that left over, maybe he's got a big bang in his pocket. 727 00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:16,500 Like he had the scroll of vitriolic sphere or whatever it was. 728 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,940 So, so you want to give me a donkey? 729 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,260 You want to give me a cart? 730 00:38:23,619 --> 00:38:27,220 Everything in the donkey cart. 731 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,100 Things we may need to have on our bodies. 732 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,420 I mean, I don't really have a place for a donkey. 733 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,740 I don't really have a place. 734 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,940 You woke me up from a nap. 735 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,140 I'm so sorry. 736 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,780 We thought maybe it would help with deliveries or something. 737 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,340 I don't know. 738 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,220 I mean, we can try and we can try and sell it. 739 00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:46,820 It's just. 740 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:48,180 Going to High Moon and then where? 741 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,660 To Sirloon. 742 00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:52,180 Sirloon. 743 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:52,500 Yeah. 744 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:56,900 Is there anything you need delivered to that area? 745 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:58,579 Maybe we could play courier for you. 746 00:39:01,059 --> 00:39:03,059 Is there anything you'd like us to bring back for you? 747 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:12,500 I mean, you got a lot of like bobs and boobles over you were. 748 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,220 You were. 749 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:17,619 I mean, you were passing pamphlets for like the heebie jeebie god of good. 750 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:20,740 Yes. 751 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,139 You wouldn't want to see any. 752 00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:23,780 It would. 753 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:28,260 You'd have to steal something to make it worth my while here because exactly you 754 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:31,060 don't have money to pay for the thing that I need back. 755 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:33,140 And I mean, I just want it. 756 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:33,940 I just want it. 757 00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:36,900 And then I say in thieves can't. 758 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:39,780 Oh, I don't mind stealing. 759 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:43,540 Okay. 760 00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:44,500 You might have a deal. 761 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:51,860 If I send you to High Moon, you get whatever you need for your buddy. 762 00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:53,860 Go to Sirloon. 763 00:39:55,460 --> 00:40:00,980 There's a shipment coming in around the same time that you're supposed to be there. 764 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,340 I think is what you said. 765 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:03,700 Don't know. 766 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,740 There was a lot of numbers and things being spewed out there. 767 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,340 Ken, I got 10 days to do this. 768 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:08,840 Perfect. 769 00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:16,019 There's some components, some items coming in on a ship from across the sea. 770 00:40:16,019 --> 00:40:23,059 That would be beneficial to have in my repertoire here. 771 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:25,619 Yeah. 772 00:40:25,619 --> 00:40:25,940 Okay. 773 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,139 So let's do this thing. 774 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,860 You don't want to talk to your friends about it. 775 00:40:30,659 --> 00:40:30,900 Okay. 776 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,940 Yeah, sure. 777 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,900 Hey, you guys. 778 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:38,420 So it turns out she does need a delivery picked up from Sirloin. 779 00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:42,900 And so what we can do is we can when we drop off the scroll, 780 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:47,059 we can pick up her shipment and then bring it back. 781 00:40:49,619 --> 00:40:51,460 Well, that seems like a pretty good deal. 782 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,180 That sounds very fair. 783 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,940 Is this a two-way ticket spell? 784 00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:03,059 Well, the time frame of getting it back here is not quite as bad. 785 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,660 So not perishables then. 786 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:10,340 We're not going to pick up a big order of sheep's milk or anything. 787 00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:11,700 No. 788 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,700 Freshly baked bread or anything like that. 789 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,020 We'll need a wagon perhaps. 790 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:22,740 So maybe if we send you with your donkey, that could be a good idea. 791 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:24,020 I would like to keep both. 792 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:26,420 Right. 793 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,180 It's going to be real cramped in here. 794 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:32,340 Not sure how we're going to get a donkey and a cart through my shop back here. 795 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:36,820 But is there a way that we can, since this is going to be so fast, 796 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:44,180 we can do it out in maybe in the cover of darkness in like a field or something? 797 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:50,500 Don't usually like to do that in case of passerbys, 798 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:55,220 being that all of you will be leaving at the exact same moment. 799 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:56,660 Right. 800 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,180 A little suspicious I guess. 801 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:04,260 Leaves me kind of holding the bag there is all I'm saying if somebody walks by. 802 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:05,700 Sure. 803 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:05,940 Sure. 804 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:06,180 Sure. 805 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:13,380 Well, I mean, we can help you just move some things around in here so we make some more space. 806 00:42:14,019 --> 00:42:14,260 Yeah. 807 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,820 I mean, it's a donkey. 808 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:17,700 It's not a horse. 809 00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:19,620 That's true. 810 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,180 Smaller. 811 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:21,460 All right. 812 00:42:23,539 --> 00:42:25,539 You bring your donkey back here. 813 00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:26,500 I'll get set up. 814 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:32,340 We're going to sign some paperwork and all's going to be good. 815 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:32,660 Okay. 816 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,059 Sure. 817 00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:35,780 Yeah. 818 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:36,500 Paperwork. 819 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,460 I'll sign the paperwork if you guys want to get the donkey and stuff. 820 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:40,820 Sure. 821 00:42:42,179 --> 00:42:48,579 So Glim and Moot, you walk back out and ask us like, so is she going to do it for you? 822 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:51,780 Sounds like it. 823 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:56,260 We have to pick something up for her and bring it back afterwards. 824 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:59,780 But otherwise, I think we're good to go, Glim. 825 00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:00,820 Is that the impression you got? 826 00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:01,380 It sure is. 827 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:01,619 Yeah. 828 00:43:01,619 --> 00:43:06,019 I think she's going to help and we're going to just bring something back for her. 829 00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:07,940 Okay. 830 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:08,340 Perfect. 831 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:08,579 Yeah. 832 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:14,340 Just make sure you follow the contract to a T and all should be good. 833 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:16,179 Okay. 834 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,980 Thank you for all your help. 835 00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:19,300 Of course. 836 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:23,380 He starts to walk away. 837 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,900 I'll see you next time. 838 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:25,780 Sounds like you're coming back. 839 00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:29,059 We've got kind of a date to see if anything happens there now. 840 00:43:30,019 --> 00:43:30,260 Yeah. 841 00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:31,460 We'll be back in the near future. 842 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:31,699 Perfect. 843 00:43:31,699 --> 00:43:31,940 All right. 844 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,940 Well, I'll see you then, Moot. 845 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,900 It's nice to meet you, Glim. 846 00:43:35,539 --> 00:43:38,099 I'm just going to go back home. 847 00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:39,860 Okay. 848 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:40,099 Bye. 849 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,420 See you, Eska. 850 00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:46,740 He runs off and you see Melvin waving in his hair. 851 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:51,380 So you walk off and go get Rolf back inside. 852 00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:57,059 So we just have to draft up the contract here, my dear. 853 00:43:57,860 --> 00:44:00,740 You see her writing on a large scroll. 854 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:04,420 It says, you three, your names were again, Sully. 855 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:06,420 You know what? 856 00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:11,460 Do we need all our names down for the whole stealing thing? 857 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,980 Can we just put mine down for that? 858 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:18,180 Well, I mean, the three of you are, you seem like a good team. 859 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:22,020 We're a great team, but you know what? 860 00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:25,220 If shit goes sideways, this should be all on me. 861 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,940 Why would shit go sideways? 862 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,500 Doesn't shit always go sideways? 863 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,940 Have you been outside your shop? 864 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:34,980 All the time. 865 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:36,420 And shit never goes sideways for you. 866 00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:39,539 I stood out in the square for like four minutes and got kidnapped. 867 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:43,380 Look, that's not things going sideways. 868 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,579 That's just a regular day of the week. 869 00:44:46,579 --> 00:44:47,380 Well, you know what? 870 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,019 My days are a little bit harder than everybody else's. 871 00:44:50,019 --> 00:44:54,019 If it's at all possible, it makes no difference to you so long as you get your stuff. 872 00:44:54,019 --> 00:44:55,059 As long as I get my stuff. 873 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,260 You put my name down there. 874 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,380 You leave them out of this. 875 00:44:58,180 --> 00:44:58,820 All right. 876 00:44:58,820 --> 00:45:01,539 You see her write down just Sully then. 877 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,660 Let's go full name Sullivan Sleight. 878 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,260 Sullivan Sleight. 879 00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:10,740 And she writes down a list of various spell compo... 880 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,619 Well, I'll fill out the list properly, but like spell components, 881 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,340 some different items that she's looking for. 882 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:23,619 When the shipment is coming in, it's in approximately 10 to 12 days in Sarah Loon. 883 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,900 It's coming from across the sea from Aglauron there. 884 00:45:27,619 --> 00:45:28,500 Cool. Write it down. 885 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:29,860 It's down. 886 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,619 Don't forget it. 887 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:35,059 I get to take a copy of the contract, do I not? 888 00:45:35,059 --> 00:45:39,539 You get to take a copy of what you need to get. 889 00:45:39,539 --> 00:45:41,860 Not specifically this contract. 890 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,579 And she says, all right, you just need to sign here. 891 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:50,660 And she holds up a sharp, thin dagger. 892 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,579 Do you want to make it official? 893 00:45:54,579 --> 00:45:56,099 Oh, no, yeah, no, totally. 894 00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,099 This is very standard. 895 00:45:58,099 --> 00:45:59,219 Just a little drop will do. 896 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:03,940 But I'm curious about the terms of the agreement. 897 00:46:05,219 --> 00:46:12,420 Well, if the agreement is void, or not followed through on rather, 898 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:20,900 well, you would be bound to the contract. 899 00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:25,780 Okay, I'm going to need a more layman's terms. 900 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:32,420 We don't like to get too deep into it because we just like this piece of paper. 901 00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,260 No, you're not going to get sucked into the paper. 902 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,300 I guarantee you're not going to get sucked into the paper. 903 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:40,900 Will I be chained to you to do your bidding for the rest of forever? 904 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,660 Sexual things and otherwise. 905 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:45,860 Oh, no, my dear, we would not need to go that far. 906 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:50,019 That's that takes a turn and this is not good. 907 00:46:50,019 --> 00:46:52,019 Why do you plan on like totally fulfilling this? 908 00:46:52,019 --> 00:46:54,739 Because when Sullivan's light says he's going to do something, he does something. 909 00:46:54,739 --> 00:46:57,059 We need not worry about that. 910 00:46:59,059 --> 00:47:00,739 Well, no, I think we kind of do. 911 00:47:00,739 --> 00:47:02,579 Do you want to get to save your friend? 912 00:47:02,579 --> 00:47:03,699 Ah, fuck. 913 00:47:03,699 --> 00:47:04,739 I take the dagger. 914 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:09,300 I cut my finger and I do a little smudgy. 915 00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:10,980 Beautiful. 916 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:13,619 She's flicks it and it rolls up and says, all right. 917 00:47:13,619 --> 00:47:14,739 Ariel at this moment. 918 00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:18,099 It'll be fine. 919 00:47:18,099 --> 00:47:20,099 Sully, you say you've got it covered. 920 00:47:20,099 --> 00:47:24,420 So much so that you put your name down as the sole one responsible. 921 00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:28,420 It's very noble, very honorable of you to do such a thing. 922 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,699 Which is so strange. 923 00:47:29,699 --> 00:47:32,980 Which is, from what I hear, so strange. 924 00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:40,659 You hear up at the front the braying of Rolf and Mute and Glim kind of 925 00:47:41,539 --> 00:47:42,819 starting to move things in. 926 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,139 Not a word to them, please. 927 00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:46,339 Of course. 928 00:47:46,339 --> 00:47:47,139 There's a deal. 929 00:47:47,139 --> 00:47:48,579 You've signed the paperwork. 930 00:47:48,579 --> 00:47:49,379 All is good. 931 00:47:50,739 --> 00:47:55,219 It'll be back here in a few, two weeks probably. 932 00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:56,259 Two to three weeks. 933 00:47:56,259 --> 00:47:58,900 Oh, it's probably because you didn't let her hand out those pamphlets. 934 00:47:58,900 --> 00:47:59,859 I mean, good God. 935 00:48:01,299 --> 00:48:03,139 You know, you hang out with really nice people. 936 00:48:03,139 --> 00:48:05,059 That goodness starts to seep right into you. 937 00:48:05,059 --> 00:48:06,099 It really does. 938 00:48:06,099 --> 00:48:06,500 Yeah. 939 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,659 That's why I stopped hanging out with really good people. 940 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:15,460 Anyways, she opens the curtains and says, right through this way. 941 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,420 Oh, what a fine steed this is. 942 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:19,940 Oh, Rolf likes that. 943 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:21,699 Yes. 944 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:22,900 It's wonderful. 945 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,420 Please no droppings. 946 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:25,220 It ruins. 947 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:28,179 And she points down and ruins the circle. 948 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,699 There's a chalk outline in the middle of the room. 949 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:34,500 It says, yes, just come in, bring your carts in. 950 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,780 And is everybody ready? 951 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:39,059 Sully's taking care of all the arrangements. 952 00:48:39,059 --> 00:48:41,699 He knows what to get, when to get it, where to get it. 953 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:47,140 I hold up a piece of paper so that they don't worry about me actually remembering these things. 954 00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:50,740 Turn audible sigh, that comes from. 955 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:52,660 I provided a pack slip for it. 956 00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:53,220 Don't worry. 957 00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,380 So if we're all ready. 958 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,020 Yes, I think time is of the essence. 959 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,140 Yeah, it sounds like we're on a clock here. 960 00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:06,980 She opens a large book and it thuds and dust kind of kicks up from the table that 961 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:13,460 she puts it down on and starts to speak from the book and moves her hands around very precisely. 962 00:49:14,099 --> 00:49:21,380 The candles begin to dim as a wave of energy begins to build up and swirl 963 00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:24,340 in the middle of this room, the dirt that's on the ground. 964 00:49:25,059 --> 00:49:27,219 I yell as this is happening. 965 00:49:28,179 --> 00:49:32,420 If you could drop us near the temple of Agma. 966 00:49:33,699 --> 00:49:35,539 You can't tell if she's heard you or not. 967 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:42,420 Um, almost like a tornado vortex begins to swirl around you. 968 00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:44,259 You begin to lose sight of the room. 969 00:49:44,259 --> 00:49:49,460 The candles from what you can see are snuffed out either by the wind or just by the fact 970 00:49:49,460 --> 00:50:00,900 that you can't see them and there's a snap and this wind begins to die down 971 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:08,740 and you're in the middle of a forest just before like just at dusk, 972 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:12,019 about the same time as it was previously. 973 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:20,900 You hear the sound of a city off in front of you. 974 00:50:21,539 --> 00:50:28,500 There's a path that goes down and it opens onto this sprawling valley down below. 975 00:50:29,139 --> 00:50:35,860 You begin to walk forward a little bit and you see a sign that says, Hi Moon, this way. 976 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:41,460 Well, she's accurate. 977 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,460 You got to give that. 978 00:51:28,659 --> 00:51:32,500 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com. 979 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,739 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 980 00:51:34,739 --> 00:51:39,460 Creighton's Raven, Gabriel Lynch, Cathy Sindelar, Joshua Dixon, 981 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:44,260 Stevie, Jacob Madden, Kat Waterflame, Devin Michaels, and Christian Brown. 982 00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:46,980 To find out more about how you can support Dumbgeons and Dragons, 983 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:50,179 visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 984 00:51:50,179 --> 00:51:54,820 where you can have exclusive access to 50 plus hours of bonus audio content, 985 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:59,700 create in-game NPCs and items, as well as play games with the cast. 986 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,420 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 987 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,500 Have a great week and we'll talk soon. 988 00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:26,740 Not everything needs to happen on screen. 989 00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,340 Merle's gonna die. 990 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:29,800 Merv. 991 00:52:31,059 --> 00:52:31,940 Merv's gonna too. 992 00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:33,880 Merle. 993 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:40,100 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.